I had a rough week in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.  All seven shows ended with me apologizing to the manager as I walked off stage.  Katie didn't really like my show.  Big surprise.  Neither did anybody else, but Katie distinguishes herself from the pack by kicking a man while he’s down.  A mere "So So" didn't really sum it up for Katie, she wasn’t content with letting me squeak into that bottom 25%, as a fifth category was necessary to put me in the bottom fifth, clearing the honor of those luckily hovering within the 21st-25th percentile.  I would take this as a serious blow to my pride, but Katie immediately discredits herself by announcing she would prefer to see the comedian Kjell.  Really?  The Norwegian Fjord comic?  Sorry Katie, maybe next time I’ll ask my dad for some Olie and Lena jokes.  Besides, all Capricorns are sluts.  We all know that.